As Walmart Announces Plan to Sell Breast Milk, Concern Grows that Gays Will Be the Main Customers

Walmart Breast Milk

Walmart will become the first major retailer in the United States to sell and market human breast milk. The company, which is the largest retailer in the world, announced “Mommy’s Milk” will hit shelves in all of their 11,532 stores in the coming months.

The company assured the milk will be completely safe as it will undergo rigorous testing before it ever leaves the factory. Walmart also announced a program, which would pay nursing mothers for their milk. The program will pay women a set rate per ounce for the donation of their milk.

Walmart is not the only company to provide human breast milk. The breast milk industry has been booming online for years and there are many programs which allow nursing mothers to donate their milk to a needy baby. As surrogacy has become immensely more popular in the United States the need for donor milk continues to rise to astronomical heights.

Many detractors have been concerned that their milk could go to gay couples who became parents through surrogacy. Janet Willis, a native of Kentucky, stated “If god wanted men to have breast milk, he would have given them breasts.”

“This whole program is aimed at giving gay parents access to breast milk. The whole thing is just troubling and God is not pleased. I would never donate simply because this goes against God’s will,” stated Willis.

-Walmart Breast Milk


  • Tina Blu

    Havoc on the child’ s immune system. Milk from multiple mothers!

  • Tina Blu

    Whatever genetic issues the mother has would be passed on to the child. Even worse, it will not be milk from “one” mother, but “many” That’s Chaos! Poor Children!

    • Nop

      “Whatever genetic issues the mother has would be passed on to the child.”
      Uh, no, that’s not how genetic illnesses work. Do you imagine that drinking cows’ milk causes people to gain cow genes?

    • Nop

      “Whatever genetic issues the mother has would be passed on to the child.”
      Uh, no, that’s not how genetic illnesses work. Do you imagine that drinking cows’ milk causes people to gain cow genes?

  • willowsprite

    First of all, ew at buying human milk at a department store. That’s just weird. I can’t imagine being paid to be a human cow so my milk can go on a shelf at Walmart. Secondly, shouldn’t milk banks be used, for DONATED milk, and specifically for premature infants in NICUs who really need it? Or moms who can’t take care of their babies and have to give them up? Shouldn’t milk be give to them, instead of making a profit?

    • FloydMoneymakerMayweather

      So… drinking a cows milk is less weird than drinking Human milk?