Mexico Says They Will Close Their Border if Trump is Elected

Mexico Says They Will Close Their Border if Trump is Elected

The Mexican government announced they will close their borders to Americans in the event that Donald Trump is elected President of the United States. President Enrique Peña Nieto announced the country fears Americans will flood their country and bring violence and chaos to their streets.

“Americans have a well-documented history of violence and we must act to keep our country safe,” President Nieto stated. “Many Americans have expressed a desire to relocate to our country in the event that Donald Trump becomes President. We can not have Mexico flooded with criminals and rapists. They are a violent nation and they won’t send us their best. We must be vigilant and keep a close eye on what could possibly transpire.”

The unprecedented move would mark a dynamic change in how Mexico handles foreigners. Many Mexicans fear the move could adversely affect trade relations with the United States. Mexico is currently the United States 3rd largest goods trading partner with $507 billion in total (going both directions) goods trade during 2013. Goods exports totaled $226 billion; Goods imports totaled $280 billion. The U.S. goods trade deficit with Mexico was $54 billion in 2013.


  • EntangledWeb

    Sure he will. There goes Tourism.

  • EntangledWeb

    Sure he will. There goes Tourism.

  • Mark

    Funny spoof story — They would shut down for 20 minutes — They cannot survive economically without us.

  • garlicnosedho

    I haven’t heard one celebturd say they’ll emigrate to Mexico! LMAO, the hippiecrites will go to Canada, and good fkn riddance. We’re still building a wall that no one can scale or plow thru underneath without dying. And we’ll be shipping your filthy criminals–everyone who crossed illegally–back on prison barges. Screw you. Messicans need to stay home and fix their own goddamned mess. Next: no more benefits AND we tax the crap out of any money being wired to Mexico. #TRUMP

    • garlicnosedho

      PS Free trade? NO trade! We have our own oil and without the globalists in the way, there are means of free energy that will be able to come to the fore without their inventors being killed. And what five-year-old can’t make a burrito? Your food is far, far, far, far from haute cuisine.

  • Lightninbolt

    We blame Mexico for the drug problem and our junkies buy all the drugs. We declare a “war on drugs”(Lmao) for a nice little front while our government accepts the bribes to ensure a steady supply and that is a proven FACT. Mexico’s government is corrupt to the core and our government isnt far behind. We cry and whine about “those Mexicans stealin^ our jobs” while the employer who hires them says “I just want people who will work instead of sit on their ass and complain about everything”. 75% of the people I know who are unemployed are drug addicts/alcoholics and or too lazy and sorry to work for a living. Over the past 20 years, if not longer, we have became a nation of sniveling and whiny,soft as cotton deadbeats with our hand out and ALWAYS finding someone else to blame for it That is OUR biggest problem. Always blaming everybody else. Closing the border will not hurt us. Cutting off the dope supply will cripple us. We have proven we are the strongest nation in the world, unfortunately we just cant do it without being stoned.

  • Lightninbolt

    It amazes me how people love to hate one another.

  • Steve Cook

    Trump said he’d make them pay for the wall lol 😀 😀

  • Jen D

    Oh that would be just horrible if us Americans couldn’t go over to Mexico (A dirty, poor and dangerous country). And those poor illegal aliens could no longer sneak into America and cause violence, bring disease and live off the system with all of their 10 children and other familia.
    Trump needs to be elected, not that ugly bulldyke Hillary!